(Армия, тренировки по парному бою)
Тренер: “Now, does anyone know where Freckles fucked up?”
Ryan knew where he fucked up. He fucked up when he decided to join the Army
(c) I'll be Your Drill, Soldier
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(два хоккеиста)
- What criticisms of your game did you hear last year?
- Russian, dirty player, no defense, choker, predictable, dirty hitter, no defense, show-off, not team player, choker, Russian
(c) Heart in Hand
Не любят нас :P